Everything you need to know about cocking up the country, in one place
Whether you've just taken power or are experienced in ruining nations, we can help you with Britain's steady and slow decline by pushing untold sums of money into shortsighted, useless, attention-grabbing government initiatives.
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You're all in this together
We may not have Tony Blair on our side, but boy howdy are we still mainly concerned with American businesses!
We need web developers!
We've got another amazing big society project to launch and then forget about next week. Can you bodge a design together for us?
Coming Soon
Another new headline-grabbing initiative! Remember the last one? Neither do we!
Internships
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Awful Interface
Just try linking to anything here. Go on. Try it. We dare you.